Support Desk: Good morning, Magical Island Support Hotline Jacob: Hello, my Mum gave me this magical island to look after, and it’s got black smoke coming out of it that’s killing people Support Desk: Have you tried turning it off and on again? Jacob: Let me try. . . . . . . . Jacob: Thanks, worked a treat!
LOST in a nutshell
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